I'm pretty sure any kid who grew up in the USA has see the movie The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. And the song (You're a mean one, Mr.Grinch) has got to be one of my favorite Christmasy songs. Here are some of my favorite parts. And the video, of course.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Mangled up in tangled up knots.