There is this website called My Life Is Average (MLIA) where people post funny stories. Here is one of my favorites.
"Today I was ironing some cloths. Then I noticed that the ironing board had a wrinkle in it. I laugh at the irony. Then I laugh because "irony" has the word iron in it."
Quote: "I once had a friend he's an insect,
You'd call him "misquito" or "fly",
I wanted to keep him forever,
But suddenly one day he died.
Soup! Soup! He drowned in my bowl of so-o-u-p! Soup! Soup! He drowned in my bowl of soup!
(Sung)
That life is very below average to notice that there is a wrinkle on the ironing pan.
ReplyDeleteironing board. but yeah.
ReplyDeleteprobably not "my life is average"
ReplyDeleteWell that's what the website is called
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