hiccups

So yesterday I had the hiccups and was looking up possible cures. . .

• Don't do anything: just wait for the next hiccup
• Tell yourself "I'm not going to hiccup again"
• Hyperventilate
• Sing loud and with heart
• Put your head on the ground and hold your breath for 10 seconds
• Swallow 3-6 times without breathing inbetween
• Say "Pineapple"
• Repeatedly tell yourself "I am not a fish"
• Rub your earlobe
• Jump out of a plane
• Breath into and out of a paper bag
• Drink dill pickle juice
• Eat a marshmallow
• Do three cartwheels with a jolly rancher in your mouth

Well, I know I'm going to jump out of a plane the next time I have the hiccups (even though it might eliminate my ability to breathe along with my hiccups). But, whatever. I seriously doubt many of these will get rid of my hiccups, it's worth a shot.