secret santa quote

Quote: "One way I've found to cut back on my yuletide gift spending is by adopting a little holiday tradition known as the Secret Santa. Here's how it works. Rather than buy a gift for each and every member of your family, you simply drop your names into a hat, then fake your own deaths and move to Brazil. A less extreme version involves drawing a name from the hat and buying a gift for that person. To make things more interesting, the name you draw is kept secret. To make things even more exciting, the hat is filled with fierce, biting ants".

- A Whole Nother Story, Dr. Cuthbert Suop