Thursday, December 17, 2009

Mr. Grinch

I'm pretty sure any kid who grew up in the USA has see the movie The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. And the song (You're a mean one, Mr.Grinch) has got to be one of my favorite Christmasy songs. Here are some of my favorite parts. And the video, of course.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

Santa the stalker

So if you think about it, Santa is kinda stalkerish.

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good............

See? First he stalks every single person on the planet,
Then he breaks into peoples houses,
Then he steals cookies and milk that people have left on tabels.
What will he do next?

"Hobos can't afford cable!!!!"

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

demented frosting thing

So, today when I got home from school I opened the cabinet to get a snack. That's when I say the pink Icing dispenser thing. It was COVERED in pink icing. I say "wow. uh.... mom? what happened?" and she goes, "oh my gosh! I didn't it would go that much! There's something wrong with it. (There was literally piles and piles of the stuff around it.) So I lifted it up, ate all the icing off, then started watching it. The pink icing was slowly coming out of the top-so I covered it with tape and guess what? The frosting snuck under the tape, and was dripping down the dispenser again. So I took the tape off and covered the top with marshmallows.(brilliant idea, huh?) So then the force of the frosting lifted the marshmallow off and it fell down the side. The demented thing did it for another 15 minuets before running out. That thing was spurting icing for, like, 3 hours!
It was just plain weird.