counting

A few nights ago, I couldn't get to sleep so I tried counting sheep or whatever. I gave up after seven. I don't think it worked too well.

another website

Today I found a website where you can virtually unroll toilet paper.
www.papertoilet.com

Pause

Today. I. Realized. That. If. I. Put. A. Period. After. Every. Word. I. Pause. After. Each. One. : )

I don't know what to title this post so I guess this is the title

Last night, me and my friends ate jellybeans and played poker. I realized that I stink at poker. And I don't care. But the jellybeans were good.

slip

Today, I slipped over a sign that said "wet floor, don't slip".

whatwhat

So I was with pebbles and another friend at pebbles' house a while ago. Pebbles and her brother were arguing and insulting each other. Me and the other girl were just sitting there watching. After pebbles said something, she said "can I get a what what?!" "And me and the other girl just sit there. Then a few minuets later, She says something really confusing. And me and the other girl both say what. Her brother started cracking up. It took us a minute to figure out why.

fire truck

Today I learned the evolutionary way to tell why fire trucks are red... ...Cause there's eight wheels on them and four people, and four plus eight is twelve, and twelve is a foot and a foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth is a ship, and ships sail the ocean and in the ocean are fish and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians and the Russians were red and fire trucks are always rushin' around therefore they must be red.

-MLIA

That was hard and confusing for me to read. Wow. I never knew it was that complicated. Why can't they just be red???

oops

So I had a good post idea, but then I lost it. So now this is a post about nothing. Yeah.

hot dog people vs. bratwurst people

So I was talking with these two guys from my grade a while ago. Then, one if them says, "you're one of those hot dog people, aren't you?" And I said kinda, but other stuff is okay too. Then the other one is all "how dare you! bratwurst is amazing, and way better than hotdogs. I said whatever, and the they told me how annoyed they were that at the state fair and places like that, they only have hotdog stands, and no bratwurst. And then they started telling me how they were going to open a bratwurst store withe bratwurst from all over the world, from places like poland and belgium and germany, and how it was going to be super aweswome. I just told them to go for it. Whatever.

summer stretch

This summer I am doing this summer stretch thing with the church where you volunteer somewhere in the morning and go on a field trip in the afternoon. So 2 days ago we went to como zoo for our field trip. We looked at all the animals and stuff and ate cotton candy. It got kinda boring but they had the new polar bear exhibit open and there were also puffins. : )

Template designer!!!

I designed this new template. Be honest, is it better than before??? If you don't like the backround I can change it....

shoes.

You know what's weird? How when you're driving down the street/road/highway, and you see this random shoe. Sometimes is a flip flop or sandal, or some running shoes or high heeled ones. It bugs me because, like, who leaves one of their shoes on the side of the road. Then they only have one left. Someone somewhere is walking around with one shoe. Haha.

toe 2 again.

So. The second toe I stubbed is now purple. and it still hurts. ouch.

help.

I need post ideas..... got any???
I need post ideas..... got any???
I need post ideas..... got any???

Did anyone notice that I wrote that three times?
People generally like things in groups of threes?
Weird huh?

Did you notice I did it again?
And did you notice is not and ice next to each other?
I'm getting bored.

bye.

soccer game!!!

Last night I had a soccer game for blackhawks and we won and it was awesome. : )

toe 2

Today, I stubbed my other toe

toe

Today, I stubbed my toe. And it hurt. And it bled. And it is still stinging. Ouch.

What to do when you are being chased by a wizard from neptune who is trying to kill you with his magical pink polka-dotted umbrella because you hithim

RUN.

Random Facts (you probably don't care... but here they are anyways)

• President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
• The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
• The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
• The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
• Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
• The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
• In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
• Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

today

Today I went to the mall. Then I ate a granola bar. It had chocolate chips in it. It was good.

new template

NEW TEMPLATE!
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Grand old day

So today was grand old day and it was fun but sorta rainy. I watched the parade, did a pop stand thingy, waited in line for 20 minuets for a basket of fries, drank lemonade, ate pizza and stuff like that.