all hail the holy muffin!

Yes, I know I've done posts on muffins before. I just find I have quite a lot of stories about them. Here's two more.

#1 so, I was down in Owatana (sorry if I misspelled that) and my friend was explaining how to use the Wii remote to play this Mario game (Mario cart??). They go on and on then they say, "and you press this to shoot weapons." except I thought he said " use this to shoot muffins" so I told him and we both started cracking up. Then every time we shot something we said..."eat muffins!!"

#2 I was @ a swimmeet for the CAA ( catholic atletic assositiation) for, obvously, a swim meet. (by the way, I made to state in all of my events ( 100m freestyle, 50m freestyle, and 200 medly realy) which was pretty awesome. yeah me!) So, when I was done, I was standing in the hallway of the high school when my friend's little brother comes up to me holding a chocolate & chocolate-chip muffin. He was holding it up in the air and saying "ooooooooooooooo" in a really high tone, treating the muffin like it was a piece of heaven. I t also kind of looked like he was levitatine because he was gliding across the floor on his heelies (the shoes).

my fingers hurt, so bye bye for now.
(whew!)

spanish

In spanish, we are learning the names of simple objects, verbs, and how to conjugate them. So, yesterday at spanish, this guy said something in spanish. Then a kid across the room says "but that doesn't make sense!" then he says to the teacher "he said something that didn't make sense!" then the teacher says "what did he say?" then the guy replies " my throut hurts like a banana!!!!!" then everyone in the class starts cracking up, including Me.

Stickey sitituation: you break a valueble vase.
TELL YOUR PARENTS! AND DON'T BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE!

Open my thermos!

So today at lunch my mom packed me a thermos full of chicken-noodle-soup. Only one problem. I could not get it open. So I asked all my friends at the table. None of them could do it, so my friend took it over to the boy's table. They come over to my and say "who put this on so tight?!"
"my mom." "wow, she's strong." so then I ask the lunch lady. She couldn't do it either, so she took it over to the head of the cafiteria. Nope. She gives it back to me and says, "sorry, I can't do it". So, my friend takes it from me (again) and over to the 8th grade boy's table. Everyone there tries, thinking they will be able to. Nope. Then the lunch lady comes over again, takes it, and walks into the kitchen. Then, finally, someone in there gets it open. It took 10 minuets. That's way to long to wait for something you already had. Plus, because of the setback, I didn't have time to eat my applesauce!!

game(s)

In case you people havn' t noticed, I have 2 games @the bottom of my blog. One is the classic pac-man and the other is this brakeout thingey that I stink at but whatever. Give e'm a shot.

Green Tip: If you have a leaky faucet, put a pitcher under it and wait for it to fill up. Then, when it's full, use it to water the plants in your house. (we do!) That way you don't waste as much water.

It's raining

It' raining. It's pouring.
The old man is snoring.
Went to bed and he bumped his head,
and he couldn't get up in the morning.

Did you notice that everybody in america as a kid knows all these songs, some being kind of random? Some include the ABC's , and Old Mc. Donald, which is probably the wierdest little-kid song I know. Down by the bay, t he itsy, bitsy, spider, mary had a little lamb. If you have any others , add to my list by commenting. I want to see how many we can get. Right now the count is 6.
How well do you know little kid songs?

the curse of Mr. Stickey

So, one year, I was @my cabin with a friend of mine. (you know who you are if you are reading this) I found a stick with one pointy end and one flat end. And, as you may know, I drew a smiley face on it and named it Mr. Sticky. Now, my friend hated Mr. Sticky and wanted to distroy it. So. when they got a hold of it, he threw it at the trunk of a pine tree. When it hit the tree, the pointy end turned around and went straight for his face. Either that piece of driftwood had a brain of it was just a coincidence.

Green tip: Turn off the lights when you leave a room!!

so.................

What to write about.............hmmmmmmm...........choices choices. A ha!

Sticky sitituation: You are lost in Target or whatever and can't find your parents.

Now I dicided to do something that could actually help you in the near future (yay me!). So, what I suggest is either stay put of go somewhere you know your mom/dad/grandpa ect. are. For example, If you know your parent needs to get milk and hasn't yet, you can try to find them there. Or, If you don't want to stay put and you don' t know where they went, go to the toy section. (only @ last resort, though) They will figure you wanted a new toy and went to go look.

yahn.

I am really tired and I want to go on city creator so this is going to be a short post. I went to Owatana yesterday to visit some old friend of mine. A few facts about owatama:

1. It is really flat.
2. the houses are really spread out.
3. they have a Mc Donalds, Slumberland Outlet, and a caribu coffee.
4.the waterparks lazyriver is roughly 15m long.
5. I kind of like it.

Green Tip: If you have an old toilet, Ask your parents (unless you are one) If you can get a new one because the newer ones use less water, therefore keeping more clean.

Awesome squirrel

I think dat squirrels are cute and cool.

Ps: I'm not saying K8 does.

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I feel like nobody is reading my posts and I am killing my fingers 4 nothing.

Green Tip: If you go to the store, buy things that are made from old things (aka:remade)

Yesterday

So, as all you people who live in St. Paul know, It was very nice yesterday. I played outside most of the weekend. One thing that I did was through a tennis ball at the roof of my garage, let it roll down, then try to catch it while standing on a hunk of Ice. (The last bit wasn't very helpful.) Another thing I did was make a lever out of a wooden plank and 3 bricks and fling things all over the place (all over the place being in my face and within 3 feet of my contraption). A week ago I was sitting in Lit listening to the teacher talk about the poetry of Robert Frost when this guy raises his hand. Then the teacher calls on him and he says..."this isn't completly off topic" then the teacher says "okay, go ahead" then he says, "Speaking of nature.....the robins are back!" and then points out the window. Then, of course, everyone cracks up and I thought 2 things. One, for the brilliance of it all! (credit 2 pebbles) and secondly, why do I care?? My fingers are now tired so I think I'm going to stop typing now. Bye! (Whew!)

You Tube

Hey people! I put a little you tube thingey in the side bar. To videos I would suggest watching are........
The I pod human
The ninja glare.
The mesopotamians

note

People, please note: I like to hear your Ideas on what I write about, so please comment!

#2

Make sure to read past sitituations!

Sitituation: You are stuck in the middle of the amazon rainforest with no food, a broken leg, no GPS or phone, being chaced by a mad gorilla and tarzan.

Sorry, I cannot help you, but If I must say something, I would say to scream and hope someone hears you. Good luck!

Laundry basket

So last weekend I got the brilliant Idea to see If I could sit in my laundry basket. It turns out I could. But I had some problems getting out.
Today's Sitituation: What 2 do If you get stuck in your laundry basket.

What I did was slowly get into a squatting poisiton, then squiggle out, but that may not work 4 other ppl. So, if that doesn't work 4 U the only thing I can think of is to tip yourself over. It might hurt (I've done it) but it normally works. If nethier of those work, Good luck!

Green Tip: learn about global warming and teach others so we can get the message out & fix it!

new series!

So, I have come up w/ the Idea to start a new series sorta like the green tip. It will be called Sticky Sitituations and will be about what to do when you have a problem. PS: iT will B in orange

muffins

See? everyone agrees with me on the muffin thing so far!

(look back 4-5 posts for more info.)

light and DI

So, last night, pebbles slept over becuz we had DI the next day. So. We were typing a summary of our skit, listening to the ninja glare when pebbles touched a light on the frame of our apple computer screen. I say "Pebbles, what are you doing?" she goes "I was just touching the light." then I reply "Pebbles, that turns it off." then she goes "Oohh." @ DI K8 was there too. she sent me & pebbles on a wild goose chace all over the high school (which, by the way, was HUGE) and we didn't actually find her untill 20 min. later. It drove me nuts.

Green Tip: When your light bulbs die out, replace them with energy efficiecnt ones, if you haven't already.

Message from my sister

My sister says: "Hi." I say "Is that it?" then she nodds. Now she is reading what I just wrote.


Me: Hi!

oops!

Forgot the green tip. Here it goes.

Green tip: learn about what is happening to our earth and teach others about it so everyone knows what is happening to our world and how we can fix it. After all, we only have one earth.

Muffins.

Don't ask why I'm doing a post on muffins. It's probably just because I'm hungry. Anyways, to the topic. I don't know about you people, But I think the top of the muffins are the best part. They always taste better, I don't know why. You know what they should do? They should just make the top of the muffins and sell them like that. Why leave the the part there that doesn't taste as good as the other part?