what??

Dear whoever voted ''awesome'' on the ''I can't snap post":

. . . . . . 

Why? How? WHAT???

How is that awesome??

just curious

snap!

I can snap now!

..

U

*snap*

Bang

Banging your head against a wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour.

Who would've guessed?

shuffle

So today during school one of the teachers played the Party Rock Anthem music video on the projector screen. After a minute or so, the whole thing turned into an all-out dance party. Everybody was up and dancing, even the teachers. It was super funny because everybody, teachers included, was trying to shuffle, but only one guy could do it. Made my day. =)

Every day I'm shuffling.

snap.

I can't snap. And I'm pretty much the only person I know who can't. I try and try, but it never works. I ask my friends if they can show me how and they say "you just go like this! *snap*". But they never show me what ''this'' is. My five-year-old sister can snap, but I can't. It's really sad.

Laffy Taffy Jokes

You know the lame little jokes on the back of Laffy Taffy wrappers? My science teacher knows the answer to almost every one of them. During class, if you lead prayer, hand out papers, or sometimes answer a question right, he'll give you one. So far this year, he';s only missed two or three. 

"Why did the chicken cross the playground?" 

"To get to the other slide"

"What is a parasite?"

"A sight you see in Paris"

"What did the noodles say to the butter?"

"Don't butter me up"

"Which garden is the biggest?"

"Flash Garden".

It's really weird.

narwhal

Today while at was at soccer practice, there was another team using the other half of the field. While we were doing a drill, one of them starts singing, "Narwhal, Narwhal, swimming in the ocean, making a commotion, cuz they are so awesome. . .". It made me laugh.

911!

So a few days ago at school, me and my group of 5 other people had to make a human scultpure that represented service. So decided to have 4 people pick up one person (as if carrying him to the ambulance), and another driving the ambulance. We asked the teacher to come out in the hall so that we could show her. She laughed and said, "That's great! It'd also be really funny if somebody shouted out, 'Hey who knows the number for 911!". None of us got the joke right away. Did u catch it? Haha.

awww poor dog

I feel so bad for the dog! Ouch!