everybody clap your Hands

In class this one time, this guy yells "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!" and guess what happened? Everybody aside from the teacher started clapping in sync. It was awesome. Then today a police car drove past school with it's siren on. Some people got up and ran to the window. (not me) Then the teacher said "you know, it's always the boys who run to the window when a police car goes by..." Then a bunch of police cars go by. One boy jumps up, runs to the window and yells, "IT'S A CAR CHASE! And practically everybody (not me, again. too lazy) got up and ran to the window.

My amazing hat

So I was walking home from school today, and wearing my hat. It's red, yellow, pink, and purple and has 3 spikes on top. it's awesome. Anyways, I was walking and across the street there were two girls skipping and laughing. One of them shouts "HI!" so I say hi back. Then one says "I like your hat" I say "thanks" the other one says "yeah, it's the bomb!" and then the other one says, No, it's DA BOMB!!" then they start laughing and skipping again.

OJ

This happened sort of a long time ago, but here it is.
One day I got home from school, and I wanted a glass of orange juice. So I went to the fridge and got the container and put it on top of my head. (I wanted to see how long I could balance it up there). And went to the cupboard to get a cup. I got the cup. But where was the orange juice? I started looking for it. Then it fell off of my head. I felt really stupid and was amazed that I had balanced it up there for so long. I got my OJ. (Yay!)
By the way, whoever named oranges "oranges" must have been very creative.
"Look at this fruit! It's so... orange! I shall call it an..... orange! Yes!"

Mint!!! cherry.

Yesterday I bought these mints. They tasted like cherry. I am seriously confused.

another cool website

me: "So, guess what?"
reader: "what?"
me: "I found another cool website"
reader: "another one?"
me: "yes, another one"
reader: "so?"
me: "so, it's sort of cool, like the last one"
reader: "really?"
me "really?"
reader: "really really?"
me: "YES REALLY REALLY!"
reader: "really?"
me: "yes. it is.if you don't believe me, why don't you go there?"
reader: "why?"
me: "because."
reader: "ok."

http://www.wwwdotcom.com

cool, awesome

cool website.
very cool and awesome.
but not as cool as this one.
no way.
but still awesome.
http://www.iamawesome.com/

Barbie+b-day

So I just found out that my birthday is also walk on stilts day and
barbie-in-a-blender day. intersting.

hum

Have you ever tried to hum while plugging your nose? Just to let you know, it doesn't work. Just like you can't lick your elbow.

Quote: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

The Amazing immortal......jellyfish

The turritopsis nutricula species of jellyfish is capable of cycling from a mature adult stage to an immature polyp stage and back again, there may be no natural limit to its life span. It cant basically make its self a little baby jelly fish again after being a adult. They are the only known animals that can do this. They are immortal.

The key lies in a process called transdifferentiation, where one type of cell is transformed into another type of cell. Some animals can undergo limited transdifferetiation,like salamanders, which can grow back their tail. This Jellyfish, can regenerate its entire body over and over again.

Because they are able to bypass death, the number of individuals is spiking. These Jellyfish are now found in oceans around the world. It's kinda creepy. Of all things, our world is being taken over by immortal jellyfish. It is kind of cool though. They don't just die.

10 Fun facts

1. More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
2. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
3. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
4. Starfish don't have brains.
5. An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
6. Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessel
7. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
8. 52% of Americans drink coffee.
9. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
10.The tentacles of the giant Arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet (36.6 meters) in length.
11. All polar bears are left handed.


Quote: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Large vs. Big

So yesterday I noticed that we don't use the word "large" for anything other than food.
"I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza."
"I'd like a large chocolate shake"

McDonalds Person: "Hi this is McDonalds, what would you like to order?"

Customer: "Yeah, hi, I'd like a large cheese burger with a large serving of french fries and a large coke."

McDonalds Person: "Anything else?"

Customer: "Yes, I'd like a large vanilla ice cream cone."


See? We say "Big". That is a big building. Wow, that's really big! Etc. Etc.



Quote: "Dark Black"

Skiing and the big blue sandwich

I had this dream where I was skiing, and instead of a normal sky, the sky was actually a big sandwich with blue bread, the color of the sky. Then someone started eating the sandwich and chunks of it fell down to earth. Then people on earth started to eat it. I don't remember what it tasted like.

Quote: "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"OH MY GOSH!!!!!!"
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!"
" HAHAHAHAHA!""
"*GASP*!!!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!"

note: if you want an explanation of the quote, comment and say so.

Howdy ya'll

So yesterday I was walking home from school and I was passing this lady with a umbrella. I was thinking.. Should I say hi? when suddenly she shouts HOWDY! then I'm like "uh.. hi".

Quote:"Peace, love, doughnuts"
"peace, love, banana"
note: this conversation was done in pictures

coexist

So, yesterday, after my swim meet, I went over to my grandparent's house. On their kitchen table, they had a small bowl of jellybeans. So I started picking out the green ones, because they're the best. Then my grandma says "you and me would coexist well together. I pick out the yellow ones, and you pick out the greens." Anyways, coexist ms one of my favorite words because it just looks really cool. COEXIST. coexist. it looks cooler in lowercase. to me.

Quote:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Chile Earthquake

So, I'm guessing everyone who reads this blog has probably heard about the earthquake in Chile. It was an 8.8 and the 7th strongest earthquake in recorded history. In fact, it was so strong that scientists think it might have changed the earth's axis, shortening the day by 1.26 milliseconds, and moved the earth's figure axis by 3 inches.

Quote:
Kid: "Is Canada allies with us?"
Teacher: "yes"
Kid Again: "They have good bacon"
Another Kid: "It's not bacon, it's just fancy ham!"

Humpty Dumpty

Did any of you people ever notice that in humpty dumpty they never actually saythat he is an egg.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And all the king's horses and all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

See? Originally, Humpty dumpty was a riddle. Here are some more facts:

• Humpty Dumpty was a colloquial term used in 15th century England to describe someone who was fat or obese - giving rise to lots of theories pertaining to the identity of Humpty Dumpty.
  
• Humpty Dumpty was in fact an unusually large canon which was mounted on the protective wall of "St. Mary's Wall Church" in Colchester, England.
  

• A shot from a Parliamentary canon succeeded in damaging the wall underneath Humpty Dumpty causing the canon to fall to the ground. The Royalists 'all the King's men' attempted to raise Humpty Dumpty on to another part of the wall but even with the help of ' all the King's horses' failed in their task and Colchester fell to the Parliamentarians after a siege lasting eleven weeks.

Kind of weird, isn't it? They never say it's an egg

Quote: "My dog eats my homework." "Oh yeah well my goldfish eats my homework!!"