Saturday, October 30, 2010

Island Dream

So last night, I had a dream. In my dream, Global Warming was causing the water on the lake at my cabin to evaporate and little tropical islands were popping up (which is not normal for Northern Minnesota). So we went and explored them. Turns out they were inhabitated by purple dinosaurs.

Halloween @ School

So on Friday at school, we celebrated Halloween in the afternoon. For 6th and 7th hour we go to wear our costumes during class (but i didn't ) and after we got to just walk around and talk to friends and watch twilight zone and play cards. It was really weird because the math teacher put on the regular uniform we are supposed to wear: Blue oxford shirt, Grey and navy plaid skirt (that must go down to the knees), and white knee-highs as a Halloween costume It was so strange. Then the social studies teacher wore his old national park worker uniform, the science teacher was a green crayon, and the English and Lit teacher just carried around a whip all day.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Creeper Halloween Store

So today when I went shopping for a Halloween costume, I went to this creepy store, where they had this huge zombie-demon baby display, a whole wall devoted to people who want to be Lady Gaga, another creepy zombie that crawled towards you on the floor, and "A life size and very realistic" model of Michel Myers (But only while supplies last). Made me wonder who would buy that sort of stuff. Not me.


So today I got my Halloween Costume. Spongebob Squarepants.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Which means: "Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombraro Falls Off And I Drop My Taco!

darn it.

I had this really good post idea... but I lost it. So I guess this is a post about trying to remember a post.... Wait did that even make sense? I think it did.


New followers gadget on sidebar! So now if you follow my blog you are also on my blog! = )

grass trimming

So on the drive back from my cabin, we passed this billboard that said "affordable grass trimming, only $149.99" Why not just cut your own lawn? Most people who have a lawn have their own lawn mower. No need to pay $150 dollars.


At my cabin over the weekend, me and my younger sister spent half an hour pretending to be ninjas and stalked my cousin through the woods. So much fun.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Censored parrot

So I was watching Animal Planet the other day and there was this show called "Bad Dog" about naughty animals. There was one part about a parrot who they had to censor and beep because it swore a lot.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Fruit snack

Today I wondered what a peanut butter flavored fruit snack would taste like.... but then I thought, It would taste like peanut, wouldn't it? But you know how some fruit snacks don't taste like something says they do? Whatever.

Quote: "Life is all a big party, half of which I will never go to."

Another Quote: "Humans have feet for a reason. To push the gas pedal."

Sunday, October 17, 2010

ice cream sandwiches

So my family goes through a lot of ice cream sandwiches. We used to get skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Now we get 600 pound gorillas. =)

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The Apple

This post is all about apples. (which is why it is titled 'the apple')

I realized that people can cook almost anything with apples- pie, spread, lots of deserts. Yum.

"You can always count the number of seed in an apple, but never how many apples are in a seed."

"The apple never falls far from the tree."

My great uncle (I think he's my uncle) has this, like, 100 year old apple tree in his farm's yard, and he apple are all small and they taste really good. You could pick all day with 5 other people and not even come close to picking them all.

finger-fencing ninjas

So last night my school had a spagetti dinner and me and pebbles spent somewhere around an hour finger fencing and playing ninja. I was exausted later. So was pebbles. I never knew being a ninja was so hard.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

door-opening skills

So yesterday, when I got home, I opened the door. And hit myself in the face. And it still hurts, 27 hours later.

Monday, October 11, 2010


So on the way back from a soccer game me and my dad passed this place called The Mermaid Bar and Grill. On top of it was this, like, 50 foot statue of a mermaid. Except this mermaid was scary. It was right above the door, and was holding a net over her head, as if she were going to trap you in it. She didn't look too happy either. Didn't make me want to go to that resturant.

Friday, October 8, 2010

fake fire

Last night I spent 1 and 1/2 hours making fire.
And the day before I ate a watermelon flavored banana.

Monday, October 4, 2010


So today while walking into the Religon classroom, these two guys were arguing about the difference between verbal and physical assault. Then one of the goes, "okay, so if i went to Bandit and said 'I am going to grab your face and rip it off!!!!' that would be verbal assault. And if i went like this...." (and then wacks me super hard) Then I said. "THAT would be physical assault!" before he could finish. "Exactly!" he said.

Quote: 'Take that society!"

Saturday, October 2, 2010

new game

new game
on the side bar

kind of addicting
(at least to me)


I've had the Spongebob song stuck in my head...

is for friends who do stuff together

is for you and me

is for anywhere, anytime at all!

down here in the deep blue sea....

la la la la la la...


tree slide

So today @ a soccer game we were playing on the park before it started and on the side of the park were these woods, and right where the two met there was a slide. It started by the park and went down into the woods and trees. It was one of those long metal ones and we all took turns going down it backwards, fowards, on our stomachs and backs, both facing backwards and fowards. It was fun.