Thursday, December 23, 2010
Today I realized that for money we pretty much just give value to a piece of fancy green paper. And we spend a lot of time working for pieces of paper, and think about pieces of green paper all the time. The paper by itself is worth nothing.
So at Costco my family gets these chocolate milk juice boxes. But then I thought, That doesn't make sense, it can't be called chocolate milk juice boxes because there is no juice in them. The box is just the same as on juice boxes. But "milkbox' doesn't sound right either...
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
you can never touch the water and it makes an annoying beeping sound when you do. However its not the most annoying one I've ever been to.... If you google "the most annoying web page" and click on the first result.... well don't, or have fun with it.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
another weird word:
winklepicker: "usually refers to a style of shoe or boot worn in the 1950s onward by both male and female British rock and roll fans."
I don't know.... I found it on the internet
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Oh lutefisk, oh lutefisk,
How horrid your aroma.
Oh lutefisk, oh lutefisk,
you put me in a coma.
You smell like glue,
and taste like shoe...
And ended with: I guess I'll eat you anyway...
Or something similar, to the tune of ''Oh Christmas Tree"
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
potato head who?
potato head fridge!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know. Why?
To go to the MMMOOOOOvies.
Quote: Obama's a wizard!
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Take this pen and remember to turn on your windshield wipers
I AM the walrus.
My mono isn't getting better...it could turn into stereo
cycling over melons
Hydrate or DIE!!!
Do you use them for good, or for awesome?
Sorry I missed you. Stand still next time.
Hazards of storing plutonium in Tupperware
Look! It's a DOUGHNUT HUT!
Quote: When I was younger, I just wanted to be somebody. Now I realize I should've been more specific."
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Quote: "Life is all a big party, half of which I will never go to."
Another Quote: "Humans have feet for a reason. To push the gas pedal."
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
I realized that people can cook almost anything with apples- pie, spread, lots of deserts. Yum.
"You can always count the number of seed in an apple, but never how many apples are in a seed."
"The apple never falls far from the tree."
My great uncle (I think he's my uncle) has this, like, 100 year old apple tree in his farm's yard, and he apple are all small and they taste really good. You could pick all day with 5 other people and not even come close to picking them all.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Quote: 'Take that society!"
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
So today in Spanish, we made up a story. It was about a 'chica' named La Fonda who was magnificent and fat. She lived in Madagascar. She wanted 2 "gatos azules" ( blue cats) but there were no blue cats in Madagascar, so La Fonda goes to Russia. In Russia, she meets a 'chico' named Marty, who is very handsome. He has two purple, cats, not blue ones. Oh no! La Fonda is sad.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Darn it I just lost the game!!!
"I pray your brakes blow out running down a hill,
I pray a flower pot falls from the window sill,
And knocks you on the head like I'd like to.
I pray your birthday comes and no one calls,
I pray you're flying high, when your engine stalls,
I pray all your dreams, never come true.
Just know where ever you are, Honey
I pray for you
Monday, September 20, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
"Hey, you just stole my cheese stick!".
"I know. Can I have it?"
"No!" So then he rips it in half, looks at the pieces for a minute, then says,
"Here, you can have the bigger half."
I gave up and took the bigger half.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
!Quote: What's that you're sticking up your nose?
Monday, September 13, 2010
She and her family were driving back from a vacation somewhere, and were going to stop for the night. All of the hotels were full, and when they asked if they could sleep in the lobby ( Because they didn't all want to sleep in their car) The lady @ the desk said "the lobby is for hotel guests only". And then, as they were driving away, their car broke down. They were right by a 24 hour IHOP, so She and her brother and their parents slept in the booths and got free coffee in the morning.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
So you know that commercial for tootsie pops that says, "How many licks does it take to get to the center? The world may never know!" ? Well yesterday I got bored and decided to find out. It took 189 licks and lots of patience to get to the center. It was frustrating because I couldn't suck on it, because that isn't licking, and I couldn't do anything else while I was licking it because I needed to count. 189.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis :a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflamation to the lungs (45 letters)
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(1913 letters) But sadly, this is a name, which isn't exactly a word..., but it's a name of protein and has actually been used in a medica journal.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
So last time I was @ my cabin, my younger sister and cousin were talking about how awesome it would be if there were muffin trees, where you could just walk outside in the morning, and pick a perfect blueberry muffin off of a tree. I agree. It would be awesome. : )
Friday, July 23, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
That was hard and confusing for me to read. Wow. I never knew it was that complicated. Why can't they just be red???
Saturday, June 19, 2010
So I was talking with these two guys from my grade a while ago. Then, one if them says, "you're one of those hot dog people, aren't you?" And I said kinda, but other stuff is okay too. Then the other one is all "how dare you! bratwurst is amazing, and way better than hotdogs. I said whatever, and the they told me how annoyed they were that at the state fair and places like that, they only have hotdog stands, and no bratwurst. And then they started telling me how they were going to open a bratwurst store withe bratwurst from all over the world, from places like poland and belgium and germany, and how it was going to be super aweswome. I just told them to go for it. Whatever.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
I need post ideas..... got any???
I need post ideas..... got any???
Did anyone notice that I wrote that three times?
People generally like things in groups of threes?
Did you notice I did it again?
And did you notice is not and ice next to each other?
I'm getting bored.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
- President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
- The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
- The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
- Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
- The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
- In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
- Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
(found in useless knowledge, on the side bar.)
Quote: YOU WILL BE A SALAMANDER FOREVER!!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Quote: "Today. I ate cheese"
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
"Today I was ironing some cloths. Then I noticed that the ironing board had a wrinkle in it. I laugh at the irony. Then I laugh because "irony" has the word iron in it."
Quote: "I once had a friend he's an insect,
You'd call him "misquito" or "fly",
I wanted to keep him forever,
But suddenly one day he died.
Soup! Soup! He drowned in my bowl of so-o-u-p! Soup! Soup! He drowned in my bowl of soup!
"Pan!" is about these people who go to a mexican restruant but want bread with butter. They demand bread and butter, and the waiter gives them chips and salsa and they say "NO!!! Tenemos hambre. Tenemos much hambre. "
(no! I'm hungry! I'm hungry!)
"Bistic!" is about this wacko frog that wants stake, and dessert and says "YIP!!!".
"bistic! bistic! quiero, quiero! (Steak! Steak! I want, I want)
Here's a line from pan.
Mesera, por favor Waitress, please
yo solo pido pan I only want bread
pido pan com mantequilla. I want bread with butter.
Person 1: What did you get at McDonald's? 5 gallons of grease?
Person 2: No, but close. I got a double cheesseburger, a large fries, and a Mcflurry. It was McAwesome!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Orienteering: I orienteered withthis other girl in my grade. There were 12 points we needed to find with our compass and map. So we punched the starting point stamp into our paper. Then we found one more. That was it. We got Seriously, seriously lost. We outside three of the boundries, I just gave up and wandered our way back. We ran into Wolf Kill Hill, where the wolves drag the roadkill and eat it, Found 2 rivers and a marsh (none of which were on the map) Sat on a rock and looked at the lichen on it, and went up the stairs of health (and Fitness) and through campus. The Stairs of health are also known as the stairs of death. There are 245 of them, winding up the side of a steep hill. NOT FUN. If you people ever go there, hope you don't have to go up the stairs.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
friend: What are you talking about?
other guy: "The pen will explode!
friend: no it won't
other guy: Here! Take this end! (gives one end of pen to his friend)
guy's friend: why?
other guy: because we need to open this exploding pen. On the count of three 1, 2, 3... (pen slips out of his hand, doesn't open)
guy's friend: Let's open it. 1...2...3...
BOOM (both jump back shouting "O MY GOSH!")
other guy: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I'M TELOKENISIS!
I was so glad I had stayed that extra minute. It was worth it.
"Tulips are always the first flowers to come up in spring, and the first to be eaten by bunnies."
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
One day I got home from school, and I wanted a glass of orange juice. So I went to the fridge and got the container and put it on top of my head. (I wanted to see how long I could balance it up there). And went to the cupboard to get a cup. I got the cup. But where was the orange juice? I started looking for it. Then it fell off of my head. I felt really stupid and was amazed that I had balanced it up there for so long. I got my OJ. (Yay!)
By the way, whoever named oranges "oranges" must have been very creative.
"Look at this fruit! It's so... orange! I shall call it an..... orange! Yes!"
Saturday, March 20, 2010
me: "I found another cool website"
reader: "another one?"
me: "yes, another one"
me: "so, it's sort of cool, like the last one"
reader: "really really?"
me: "YES REALLY REALLY!"
me: "yes. it is.if you don't believe me, why don't you go there?"
Thursday, March 18, 2010
The turritopsis nutricula species of jellyfish is capable of cycling from a mature adult stage to an immature polyp stage and back again, there may be no natural limit to its life span. It cant basically make its self a little baby jelly fish again after being a adult. They are the only known animals that can do this. They are immortal.
The key lies in a process called transdifferentiation, where one type of cell is transformed into another type of cell. Some animals can undergo limited transdifferetiation,like salamanders, which can grow back their tail. This Jellyfish, can regenerate its entire body over and over again.
Because they are able to bypass death, the number of individuals is spiking. These Jellyfish are now found in oceans around the world. It's kinda creepy. Of all things, our world is being taken over by immortal jellyfish. It is kind of cool though. They don't just die.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
2. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
4. Starfish don't have brains.
5. An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
6. Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessel
7. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
8. 52% of Americans drink coffee.
9. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
10.The tentacles of the giant Arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet (36.6 meters) in length.
11. All polar bears are left handed.
Quote: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Monday, March 15, 2010
"I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza."
"I'd like a large chocolate shake"
McDonalds Person: "Hi this is McDonalds, what would you like to order?"
Customer: "Yeah, hi, I'd like a large cheese burger with a large serving of french fries and a large coke."
McDonalds Person: "Anything else?"
Customer: "Yes, I'd like a large vanilla ice cream cone."
See? We say "Big". That is a big building. Wow, that's really big! Etc. Etc.
Quote: "Dark Black"