Santa the stalker

So if you think about it, Santa is kinda stalkerish.

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good............

See? First he stalks every single person on the planet,
Then he breaks into peoples houses,
Then he steals cookies and milk that people have left on tabels.
What will he do next?

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"Hobos can't afford cable!!!!"