So today @ lunch, I ate may sandwich, then my cookie, and then I started to unwrap my cheese stick. I unwrapped it, and as soon as it was out, this guy walked by and took it out of my hand, and kept walking. So I yelled at him,
"Hey, you just stole my cheese stick!".
"I know. Can I have it?"
"No!" So then he rips it in half, looks at the pieces for a minute, then says,
"Here, you can have the bigger half."
I gave up and took the bigger half.