Mermaid

So on the way back from a soccer game me and my dad passed this place called The Mermaid Bar and Grill. On top of it was this, like, 50 foot statue of a mermaid. Except this mermaid was scary. It was right above the door, and was holding a net over her head, as if she were going to trap you in it. She didn't look too happy either. Didn't make me want to go to that resturant.