Today I was at a swim meet at the YWCA. On the wall, they had quotes from the kids who took lessons there. Some made me laugh. Here they are:
Instructor: What's your name?
Kid: Max. But my gramma calls me meatball.
Instructor: Can anybody name a safety skill?
Kid: Never fry bacon with your shirt off.
Instructor: Now, lets play a game. What kind of tree would you like to be?Kid: I don't want to be a tree. I want to be a squirrel.