You know the lame little jokes on the back of Laffy Taffy wrappers? My science teacher knows the answer to almost every one of them. During class, if you lead prayer, hand out papers, or sometimes answer a question right, he'll give you one. So far this year, he';s only missed two or three.
"Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
"To get to the other slide"
"A sight you see in Paris"
"What did the noodles say to the butter?"
"Don't butter me up"
"Which garden is the biggest?"
It's really weird.