Last week during spanish class, some guys were looking up anti-jokes on their ipads. Some of them were laughing so hard their faces turned pink and one girl actually fell off of her chair laughing. I don't really get them . . . but oh well, here some are.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did one lawyer say to the other?
Hey! We're both lawyers!
What do an eagle and a mole have in common?
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
Get in the car.