So, I'm guessing everyone who reads this blog has probably heard about the earthquake in Chile. It was an 8.8 and the 7th strongest earthquake in recorded history. In fact, it was so strong that scientists think it might have changed the earth's axis, shortening the day by 1.26 milliseconds, and moved the earth's figure axis by 3 inches.
Kid: "Is Canada allies with us?"
Kid Again: "They have good bacon"
Another Kid: "It's not bacon, it's just fancy ham!"