OJ

This happened sort of a long time ago, but here it is.
One day I got home from school, and I wanted a glass of orange juice. So I went to the fridge and got the container and put it on top of my head. (I wanted to see how long I could balance it up there). And went to the cupboard to get a cup. I got the cup. But where was the orange juice? I started looking for it. Then it fell off of my head. I felt really stupid and was amazed that I had balanced it up there for so long. I got my OJ. (Yay!)
By the way, whoever named oranges "oranges" must have been very creative.
"Look at this fruit! It's so... orange! I shall call it an..... orange! Yes!"