In Spanish yesterday we learned a new song. It's a happy-banjo song featuring the excuses some guy made for not doing his spanish homework.
First my dog ate it,
Second my dog vomited,Third my brother lost it,
Fourth my backpack disappeared,
Fifth my neigbhor died,
Sixth it's against my religion,
Seventh my car exploded,
Eighth I got sick and had to go to the doctor.
And that's why he couldn't do his spanish homework.
Wish my teacher would believe me when I said my car exploded. . .