After school yesterday (April fools day) my friend ran up to me and said "Wait, I've gotta pull my exploding pen trick on somebody." So I say okay, but only for a minute, I want to go home. She ran up to this guy and said "Will you open this pen for me?" and handed it to him. He looks at it and shouts "Ahh! It's one of those exploding pens, I'm not falling for that." and throws it to the ground.
friend: What are you talking about?
other guy: "The pen will explode!
friend: no it won't
other guy: Here! Take this end! (gives one end of pen to his friend)
guy's friend: why?
other guy: because we need to open this exploding pen. On the count of three 1, 2, 3... (pen slips out of his hand, doesn't open)
guy's friend: Let's open it. 1...2...3...
BOOM (both jump back shouting "O MY GOSH!")
other guy: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I'M TELOKENISIS!
I was so glad I had stayed that extra minute. It was worth it.
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