So today I was at a easter brunch at my grandparent's country club. This little kid group called the Splatter Sisters were performing and this on lady on the Splatter Sisters asked me to dress up like a cow for one of their songs. I said sure, whatever. So she handed me a cow suit, complete with mask-like thing. So I put it on. This one lady tells me I look "udderly riddicilus" (yes, I know it's spelled wrong), I say thanks anyways. The Splatter Sisters introduce my as "Our speical guest, the dancing cow!" So I go up on stage and dance with the band in the cow suit. I felt weird, But whatever.
True story. No joke.