Today, I wondered if an octopus with one leg would be called a unipus
Today I bumped into the wall and said sorry
Last night, I couldn't get to sleep and I even started counting sheep. I then started imagining the sheep doing things like somersaults and ninja kicks while they were jumping over the fence. It just kept me awake for longer.
Today I got bored so I was looking up weird phobias. When I came across a page about Anatidaephobia, the fear of being watched by a duck, I noticed a rather large add to the left for Aflac Insurance. And the duck was staring right at me
So yeah. That's it.